;)

There’s a lot of you fans out of my league
Which one of you wants to get on your knees
And help me undo my zipper
We’re born sinners

I’ll caress your inner thigh
But I ain’t going to lie
I ain’t that guy
Not so sorry for that lie
I’ve always been a pretty nice guy

In high school I was dorky
Called quirky
Sorry my bad
That’s just what they said to my face
Called me porky and a disgrace

Let’s see how many will try to relate yourselves to me or those who still know where I live
It’s invite only so don’t stop by unannounced
You couldn’t even pronounce my name
Until I entered the writers game

This is a fun game to play
Makes the disarray of my life seem reasonable
I’ve always had stupid luck
So it seems feasible to give San Diego another music star and top selling author

Living in San Diego just ignited a fuego under my ass
Made me grasp the idea to stop caring what people think.

Now I just lay on the beach
With a pen in reach
Thinking of the next line
To ignite these vocal chords closer to a fist fight

My fist is clinched tight
I have you in my sights
But you ain’t worth the time
I’ll see you at a reunion
You can be on the news then
Until then leave me alone

Don’t destroy my serenity because I made it
I didn’t chose to be famous
I just chased a writing dream
Learned to write and rhyme the right way to make you say Hey
I knew him back in the day

Don’t give fake interviews saying how I talked about doing this those days

This whole creative journey has all been within the last two years
So let me be clear
If you ain’t on a private story
You’re not invited

Show up you’ll be expedited out
No more room for your doubt

We can’t have a town without a butcher shop
But home to possible hookers
And definite lookers
I’ll still probably be a pusher at the fair
We can see each other there

We’re all adults
Will chit chat
And maybe be friends later
Until then
See ya later
Current haters